the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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