Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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