i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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