i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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