why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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