I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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