Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Pants are for mortals
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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