There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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