I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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