Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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