I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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