bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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