i don't like sucking hair
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
tell me about the eggs
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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