So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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