I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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