I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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