He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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The cougar kind?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...