Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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