I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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