The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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