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(812): View more from Indiana

Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He felt like a one man threesome

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(512): View more from Texas

He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid

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(650): View more from California

guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this

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(208): View more from Idaho

If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.

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(310): View more from California

I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.

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(702): View more from Nevada

do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality

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