I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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