When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize