wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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