she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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