Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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