dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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