you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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