ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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