its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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