I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
