so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
