um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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