She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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