i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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