I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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