Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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