I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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