I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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