Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
its not stalking. its research.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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