Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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