So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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