By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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