HIV tests are more positive than that guy
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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