a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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