I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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