In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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