He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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