i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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