Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
