So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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