Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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