She's JV to your varsity
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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