i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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