Porn is love you can see.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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