used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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