it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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